Archive for August, 2009

NEW ORLEANS – Dozens of cargo ships, petrochemical tankers and smaller vessels stacked up Thursday near a closed stretch of the Mississippi River, a day after a collision between a barge and tanker spilled more than 400,000 gallons of fuel oil into the nation’s busy shipping waterway.The Coast Guard said reopening nearly 100 miles of river to ship traffic could take days, and efforts to clean up the oily sheen left by largest oil spill on the river since 2000 could take weeks. Many of the ships waited at the river’s Gulf of Mexico outlet to head upriver to grain and petrochemical terminals above New Orleans, one of the world’s busiest ports.

Only about 6,900 gallons of oil had been cleaned from the fast-flowing river by midday Thursday, a fraction of the 419,000 gallons stored aboard the barge that split open early Wednesday in the collision with the Liberian-flagged tanker Tintomara.

The Coast Guard said 38 southbound vessels and 21 northbound vessels had been halted, a stackup expected to grow. Grain barges moving south from the American heartland were able to reach huge elevators at the Port of South Louisiana — upriver from New Orleans — but grain cargo ships were unable to continue out through the Gulf of Mexico.

A cruise ship scheduled to dock in New Orleans on Friday night probably will be unable to do so, said Coast Guard Capt. Lincoln Stroh, captain of the port of New Orleans. The 2,056-passenger Fantasy is readying contingency plans to dock in nearby Mobile, Ala., if needed, said Tim Gallagher, spokesman for Carnival Cruise Lines.

Meanwhile, it was unclear how the ship stoppage would impact the flow of refined products from the 10 petroleum plants that line the river between New Orleans and Baton Rouge, La. Calls to refinery officials seeking comment were not immediately returned.

But imports of crude oil did not appear to be affected. About 15 percent of U.S. oil imports come through the Louisiana Offshore Oil Port along the coast — the only U.S. port capable of handling the largest oil tankers. The complex is linked by pipeline to refineries.

Meanwhile, John Hyatt, vice president of Irwin Brown Co., a New Orleans-based freight forwarder, said it was too early to estimate the overall costs of the shutdown. But he said he expected the tab would quickly climb into the millions of dollars.

Paul Book, vice president of American Commercial Lines Inc. of Jeffersonville, Ind., which owns the barge, said about 350 cleanup workers deployed using 45 boats. They initially set out about 50,000 feet of containment booms to collect the fuel oil and planned to lay down another 30,000 feet while some used vacuum skimmers.

"This is a very large, very fast-moving river. It makes the job very difficult to contain the oil," said Charlie Henry, scientific coordinator for the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.

State authorities were optimistic environmental damage could be contained, reporting no problems from air quality tests as wildlife officials reported spotting only a few ducks and one egret coated with oil.

The fuel oil was expected to join farm chemical runoff and other pollutants dumped in along the Mississippi’s 2,300-mile length and its tributaries.

The oil spill was the largest on the river since November 2000, when a tanker ran aground about 40 miles south of New Orleans, spilling more than half a million gallons of crude oil on the Mississippi. That spill closed about 26 miles of the river.

At the Port of New Orleans, spokesman Chris Bonura said the port stands to lose about 0,000 in fee revenues each day the river stretch remains closed.

At the Port of South Louisiana, spanning 54 river miles between New Orleans and Baton Rouge, work was limited to unloading ships already in port, said spokesman Lester Millet.

Michael Lorino, president of the Associated Branch Pilots, which guides ships from the Gulf into the Mississippi mouth, reported a backlog of 25 ships in the Gulf and said the line could grow by as many as 20 a day.

Meanwhile, authorities said they were investigating why the tugboat towing the barge did not have a properly licensed pilot, the Coast Guard said. Coast Guard Lt. Cmdr. Cheri Ben-Iesau said the person operating the tug, who was not identified, had an apprentice mate’s license.

Why Do People Bash Detroit?

Little do people know, the world will be nowhere without Good ole Detroit, even the Big fat Horse Chicago and New York.

We were even up there with them in our Heyday, the Paris of the Midwest.

First off, we introduced the Automobile invented by our own Henry Ford, Founder of the Ford Motor Company so your lazy asses could drive to the Big Fat Box Store that stars with a W in Boondocksville.

Second, we brought about K-Mart, and there would be no such thing of a Blue Light Special if it wasn’t for our own S.S. Kresge.

Also, the largest Vacuum Company Today was founded in Detroit so your lazy asses could clean your carpets easier.

In Additionm some of the Top Wolrd-Renowed Architect were from here, designing those Crappy Skyscrapers in Chicago.

Oh, and don’t let me get started on the other stuff.

Vacuums……..cylinder or upright?

What is best a cylinder hoover or an upright… I have only ever had an upright but fancy a cylinder (like ‘Henry Hoover’) do they clean as well as the upright? Just having doubts that it will as it doesnt have any brushes going round to help….what do you think, through experience..

Henry was just wondering….?

what’s the worse thing that you have sucked up the vacuum cleaner?

Could this be the answer?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/03/nhoover103.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox

A Polish worker has come up with an unusual excuse after being caught in the act with a vacuum cleaner.

The building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital’s staff canteen.

The man claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover

A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act with the cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its "nose".

According to the Sun, the contractor was supposed to be locking up the building site near the Great Ormond Street Children’s Hospital where his firm is refurbishing administration offices.

The security guard, suitably horrified, told the man to "clean himself and the hoover" before asking him to leave and informing his bosses.

Watering ideas? Allotment – no hoses permitted!?

I need ideas for my Dad’s 80th birthday. He has an allotment and is very active but he really struggles when is gets dry. There is a large communal water tank there so my Dad has to walk a huge amount carrying the water to his plants. Although he does this without complaint, I was hoping for an idea that might lighten the load… He has had major heart surgery and is also going to be 80 and I thought if I could find something that helped him make the watering easier then he would keep his precious allotment and stay active and fit for much longer. It is the watering he finds specifically hard – he is happy with the digging, mulching, sowing, planting and pottering around but the watering really take it out of him. I have been hunting around to see if I could find a kind of mobile mini water butt – something that he could fill and then wheel rather than carrying a couple of cans around. Rather like a ‘Henry’ vacuum cleaner or something. Anyone know any products or have any ideas?
There is definitely a ‘no hose’ rule. All users fill their own cans from the very large tank placed centrally. He does use a wheelbarrow but I was just trying to find out if there was such a thing as purpose designed watering trolley.

This room has no windows. There is a steel door and this is locked very securely.

The room itself is of timber contruction with asbestos cladding. The ceiling is very high and also made of timber.

All I have to aid my escape is the following -

A half eaten chinese takeaway (Chicken chow mein)
A bus timetable
5 lighters of various quality (it was 5 for a pound at the market)
A tube of toothpaste
1 piece of string (42′ in length)
A damp towel (roughly 4′ x 2′ in size)
A bucket of water
A "Henry" vacuum cleaner.

Help me escape so that i may rejoin the england submarine team.
This message was delivered via carrier pigeon moments before i was thrown into the room.

At work I use a Henry Hoover http://vacuum-cleaner.electrical-guide.info/images/content/henry-numatic-cylinder.jpg but the last time I used it, whenever I switched it on, static electricity built up inside it. Whenever I touched the metal it shocked me, which made it very uncomfortable to hoover up and I eventually gave up and used another cleaning appliance. I don’t think this will happen again but just incase it does, what’s the easiest way to not get shocked by the hoover?

Electric shocks from using vacuum cleaner?

working in factory office, metal construction covered by carpet tiles,I am getting sharp minor electric shocks, when using a Henry hoover, the hoover has been tested O.K any suggestions

Would it be wrong to play with Henry…?

I have a ‘Henry’ vacuum cleaner, you know the red one with the smiley face on the front. Well I keep catching it staring at me and I keep wandering what it would be like to ‘have some fun with its pipe’. Has anyone done/tried this? was it any good?

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